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[itsrainingsweetie]

So once at my old school people would make out in dumpsters and I was one of the only people that didn’t. Keep in Mind that this was a private school. Anyway, as they were making out a used condom flew out of the dumpster.

[genuisusername]

what the fuck

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[zaynalpayne]

“hey come hang out with my other friends, i want you to meet them!”

*with friend’s other friends*

*hears them make racist/misogynistic/homophobic/transphobic comments*

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CONSPIRACY #36

[exposedconspiracies]

We don’t need to drink liquid to survive, it’s just an addiction developed from an early age that we are now dependent on

[genuisusername]

FINNALY SOMEONE SAID IT

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[recentgooglesearches]

What’s that bug that just screams when it’s hot out

[genuisusername]

Humans

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[historyandmemes]

Switzerland during both world wars

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soundcloud.com

VanJess - Panda (Jaël Remix) by Jaël | Free Listening on SoundCloud

VanJess - Panda (Jaël Remix) by Jaël on #SoundCloud

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[danisontnonfire]

*bell about to ring*

*binders are being put away*

Teacher: Stop! The class isn’t over!

*binders being put away slightly slower*

[miss-nerdgasmz]

Why are teachers so offended by proper time management

[genuisusername]

Teacher: *gives 30 minute speech about time management*

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CONSPIRACY #10

[exposedconspiracies]

Mount Rushmore is carved by the Illuminati. There are 4 heads of presidents and behind the third head (the number of sides in the Illuminati symbol), there is a secret vault with information about the government.

[genuisusername]

Okay yen.

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CONSPIRACY #22

[exposedconspiracies]

We made the minion movie to expose to the public that the US’s landing on the moon is fake.

[genuisusername]

I believe the landing on the moon is really Area 51

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CONSPIRACY #34

[exposedconspiracies]

There is a three in 34. Three sides of a triangle. If you make four triangles it forms a rectangle. The first four letters of rectangle are rect. What sounds like rect? Rekt. Yes, the Illuminati is behind all this meme trash. 

[genuisusername]

ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED